Introducing the discussion Crew!!
Unlike your standard Q and A panel session, where so called ‘industry pro’s’ discuss their worldly knowledge and talk at you, not with you, Bizoo’s This IS Art panels are a social, honest and realistic chat about all things zines. Yes, we have the so called ‘industry professionals’ on hand, but their role is to fill the conversational void left by participants. This is not a lecture. It’s a chance to meet other zinesters, creators and indie crew, eat some free lunch and guzzle some beer before the Golden Stapler Awards. The panels are devised to inspire artists and new projects, talk about real issues in producing your own publications, how they get out to the world and what the etiquette should be. The discussions will be led by zine and independent creators, fans and everyone in attendance. Descriptions of ‘You don’t make friends with zines!’ & ‘This is not a library!’ will be online shortly. Location and details are below.
FaceSpace event page….
Bizoo takes on the TINA Festival – Saturday, October 1 @ ARThive Newcastle, NSW.
The lowdown…
10am: ARThive, Grab the Bizoo Book and check out the ‘This is Not Bart’ Exhibition
10:30am – Midday: You don’t make friends with zines! (discussion)
Midday – 2pm: Free Vegan BBQ
2:30pm – 4pm: This is not a library! (discussion)
4:30pm -5:30pm The Golden Stapler Awards pre beers and chill out
You Don’t Make Friends with Zines
Your right, ‘You Don’t Make Friends With Zines’, but you do get to add to the political and social landscape in your own way. With the Golden Stapler Awards just hours away, we look at competition In the arts, as well as zine etiquette, especially while badmouthing people that will most likely read your zine. What makes a zine a zine, and what are the standout characteristics of a zinester (yes, you are all stereotypes). Who’s in your zine community, how do you keep active and what feedback have you had on your work? How do zine collectives, such as the PaperCuts take on the mainstream and literary activism.
This Is Not A Library !
After smashing down some sausages at the BBQ, it’s time to get a little heavier with ‘This Is Not A Library’. This session is your chance to voice your pain, start a shit fight and show your love of the printed word. Zine currency, trades, and the crazy price of postage is one thing, then there is zine tabling and distributing to think about. Where do zines fit in, now that major book chains such as Borders have gone bankrupt. With three distro’s represented on the panel, they talk shop on creative zine launches, how to score free printing, stick it to the man, and make a few bucks to pay for the bus home. Archiving practices, legal deposit, and snatching the readers while they’re young, but old enough to have that disposable income to throw around is considered. Who is your audience and how to tap into new and old generations, while keeping it real. Come have a chat with us, and start the awards pre-drinking together.
Discussion Facilitators:

Dr Jerm/Staples – Discussion topics: Pilfering government grants, how to supplement your Newstart allowance by other shady means, and publish zines (all at once!). Dr Jerm has been publishing zines for 10 years, was an intern at America’s biggest publisher of zine’s, Microcosm Publishing, joined together zine crews while visiting Zines Mate in Japan, and helped found the Brisbane group Paper Cuts Collective. Dr Jerm has finally launched the much anticipated Bizoo music and arts and bullshit anthology while living in a single garage sized flat. Still without a day job (he has no time for one), you can read about his adventures in the USA in Whenever I see A bearded hobo on the street, I’ll think of you and smile, where the phrase “It’s all fun and games until someone almost loses an eye” becomes amazingly apt.
www.thestaples.com.au
www.bizoo.com.au

Elouise Quinlivan – (not Sticky’s Eloise – totally different person) Runs a zine shop called Smells Like Zines in the deepest backwaters of Queensland (Toowoomba), and has been riding the zine wagon since underage drinking and late night zine making were cool. In recent times Elouise has been playing roller derby, home-brewing, living the dream and writing about it. Her most recent offering; Complaints Letters shows Elouise taking on businesses in the style of Nerf Jihad.
www.smellslikezines.com

Emily ‘That Smelly Kid’ – Fresh from a year long hike around the Philippines, Emily suffered every zinesters worst nightmare: having a years worth of content for Gutterslug 3 stolen in both its electronic laptop and external hard dive forms. Anarchist, stencil graffitist and trouble maker, Emily (aka ‘that smelly Kid’) will join the discussions with stories about travel, living in squats, youth and adult housing shelters, and generally living the dream (WARNING: Emily’s dreams may differ significantly from yours, and should not be listened to whilst under the influence of psychotropic drugs).

Luke You – Is the paperbag wearing, anonymous weekly publisher from Melbourne. Leading multiple lives in the zine world, Luke has reached the 10th year anniversary of the You saga. Publishing the only zine with a plastic knife attached to the cover of each issue, and playing in a metal noise band while stripped down to his hairy chest, this guy knows the zine world in and out.
http://zinewiki.com/YOU

Simon Grey – Adelaide zine shop Format manager, coordinator of the Golden Stapler Awards, and illustrator editor of student paper Empire Times in 2004. In 2006 he started and ended the zine series Simon Gray: 2006, & spoke on panels about it at The National Young Writers Festival. Simon’s work has appeared in Australian publications all over the place, such as The Format Annual, Pop Culture and Two Minute Noodles, YOU, the cover of Leigh Stardust’s They Make Good Pets (But I Don’t Have One), Fistfull of Comics, Excitement Machine, On Dit, & another of his own zines, The Fake Bitter Milk.
http://yummy-lychees.livejournal.com/
The following day…
Sunday, October 2
TINA Sunday Fair 2011-Zine & Artists Market @ NCC King St Carpark
11:00am – 4:00pm: Grab the Bizoo Book & try out our new Gocco Printer